me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy
me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting
only on tumblr can someone with a human pet fetish give 19th century monarch style political hot takes
hey hi what the fuck does this say i literally can’t understand any of it it’s like you just strung a bunch of random words together
Some innocent statements of mine were taken out of context and widely distributed.
@comcastkills is referencing that fact in a futile gambit to discredit me.
Note the absence of any word “fetish”.
why else would you want a human pet what the f
Their easier to house-train.
They can eat a broader range of foods (not obligate Carnivores like cats and dogs).
They aren’t banned from restaurants.
They don’t shed on the carpet.
Lots of reasons.
dude doesn’t know what a friend is
He’s uh, not describing a “friend”
This is maybe the scariest thing I’ve ever read and it’s even scarier that he thinks this is fine
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff
No, thats rigor mortis
rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta
You’re thinking of rigatoni
rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations
no, youre thinking of richter scale.
rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans
nah, thats ratatouille
rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents
That’s Remy Buxaplenty,
Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays
you’re thinking of Rickrolling
Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose
no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…
Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”
No, that’s Ricky Martin.
Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.
No, that’s Rice a Roni
Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure
No, that’s a rigamarole.
Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.
how to tell when an lgbt+ character is written by a straight person:
person a: would you mind straightening the store up?
person b, the lgbt one: [doesn’t make a gay joke]
i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf
Arctic Fox
